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Scott Adams

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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.


— Scott Adams


#general public #never #never underestimate #public #stupidity

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.


— Scott Adams


#around #best #best way #better #buy

Home is pretty utopian.


— Scott Adams


#pretty #utopian

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.


— Scott Adams


#cannot #explosives #few #high #personal

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.


— Scott Adams


#different #during #early #else #had

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.


— Scott Adams


#hated #i #me #never #seemed

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.


— Scott Adams


#approach #be careful #careful #cause #company

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.


— Scott Adams


#i love #information #kind #love #magazines

I try to avoid giving advice.


— Scott Adams


#avoid #giving #i #try

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.


— Scott Adams


#comic #day #did #every #every day






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Did you know about Scott Adams?

He earned an MBA in economics and management from the University of California Berkeley in 1986. Later in the episode the character Dave Nelson (Dave Foley) hires an actor to play Scott Adams in a trick to bring Matthew back to work at the station. He also became a fan of Mad magazine and began spending long hours practicing his drawing talent winning a competition at the age of eleven.

Scott Raymond Adams (born June 8 1957) is the American creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire commentary business and general speculation. His Dilbert series came to national prominence through the downsizing period in 1990s America and was then distributed worldwide. Adams writes in a satirical often sarcastic way about the social and mental landscape of white-collar workers in modern corporations and other large enterprises.

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