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Scott Adams

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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.


— Scott Adams


#compensate #dead #pretend #tiny #way

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.


— Scott Adams


#best #capitalists #could #face #friends

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.


— Scott Adams


#cuts #half #i #i love #love

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.


— Scott Adams


#counting #creator #likes #mysterious #numbers

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.


— Scott Adams


#gets #here #longer #work #you

The only risk of failure is promotion.


— Scott Adams


#only #promotion #risk

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.


— Scott Adams


#cat #her #hours #kind #minutes

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.


— Scott Adams


#become #come #disposable #employers #gloves

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.


— Scott Adams


#differently #exactly #handicapped #mentally #reason

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.


— Scott Adams


#free #life #like #parts #rest






About Scott Adams

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Did you know about Scott Adams?

He earned an MBA in economics and management from the University of California Berkeley in 1986. Later in the episode the character Dave Nelson (Dave Foley) hires an actor to play Scott Adams in a trick to bring Matthew back to work at the station. He also became a fan of Mad magazine and began spending long hours practicing his drawing talent winning a competition at the age of eleven.

Scott Raymond Adams (born June 8 1957) is the American creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire commentary business and general speculation. His Dilbert series came to national prominence through the downsizing period in 1990s America and was then distributed worldwide. Adams writes in a satirical often sarcastic way about the social and mental landscape of white-collar workers in modern corporations and other large enterprises.

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