Simon Cowell

I don't think I can do this anymore. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#i #i can #think

I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics. So forgive me. But I am passionate about this country. I am equally passionate about the potential of the people who live here. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#always #am #celebrities #country #equally

I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#bank #best #england #homes #hundreds

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#duties #good #lifeguard #lot #people

My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#artists #because #been #britain #i

We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#french #hated #joined #just #likable

You are a saucy little thing aren't you? ↗

— Simon Cowell

#little thing #saucy #thing #you

I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#couple #day #gym #haven #hundred