Terry Prachett

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#i #me #mean #more #pay

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#best #devised #fruit #fundamental #i

If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#fun #i #know #money #really

Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#female #genitals #had #hard #inadvertently

Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#because #fail #go #happens #large

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?' ↗

— Terry Prachett

#educational #establishment #i #i think #motto

You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#did #dr #flashing #flashing lights #holes

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#fire #his #life #man #night