Will Rogers

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. ↗

— Will Rogers

#liquor #prohibition #than

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. ↗

— Will Rogers

#die #lawyers #nothing #only #way

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ↗

— Will Rogers

#education #kill #one thing #only #thing

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there. ↗

— Will Rogers

#conceives #gets #getting #inventions #many

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times. ↗

— Will Rogers

#day #eight #i #newspaper #newspapers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. ↗

— Will Rogers

#advertising #amount #improving #money #products

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. ↗

— Will Rogers

#cheaper #course #dumping #fellow #him

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

#government #humorist #trick #whole #working

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. ↗

— Will Rogers

#did #done #down #good #good things

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. ↗

— Will Rogers

#explanation #me #one-third #practice #two-thirds