I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

Victoria Wood CBE (born 19 May 1953) is an English comedian actor singer-songwriter screenwriter and director. Wood has written and starred in sketches plays films and sitcoms and her live comedy act is interspersed with her own compositions which Victoria Wood accompanies on piano.

She is noted for her skills in observing culture and in satirising social classes. Victoria Wood CBE (born 19 May 1953) is an English comedian actor singer-songwriter screenwriter and director. She started her career in 1974 by winning the ATV talent show New Faces.