A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.

He also tours the U. He has also written humor essays for national and local magazines and newspapers. Cleary (born October 1 1959 in Lakewood Ohio) is an American humorist poet and author.

Brian P. He is best known for his books that explore grammar in humorous ways written for grade-school children.