Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Hill's cause of death was recorded as coronary thrombosis. The responses and results demonstrated that none of the sample of viewers took offence at any of the sketches shown.

Alfred Hawthorne Hill better known by his stage name Benny Hill (21 January 1924 – 20 April 1992) was an English comedian and actor notable for his long-running television programme The Benny Hill Show.