#absurd

When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#europe #european #football #soccer #absurd

There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them. ↗

— George Orwell

#absurd

Happiness and the absurd are two sons of the same earth. They are inseparable. ↗

— Albert Camus

#happiness #absurd

A man is an angel that has gone deranged. ↗

— Philip K. Dick

#absurd

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ↗

— Steven Wright

#absurd

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. ↗

— Steven Wright

#absurd

I can't fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys. ↗

— Woody Allen

#absurd

I think somehow you need to get to a certain point in your life where the notion of failure is absurd. ↗

— Jeff Tweedy

#certain #certain point #failure #get #i

My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then. ↗

— Lord Byron

#breaks #every #given #me #mind

At any street corner the feeling of absurdity can strike any man in the face. ↗

— Albert Camus

#any #corner #face #feeling #man