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#alcohol

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Our young people are out on the streets looking for parties, a place to dance, looking for a scene. No institutions are providing them with alternatives, fun things to do that don't necessarily have alcohol at the center.


Donna Shalala


#alternatives #center #dance #fun #fun things

I would never have discovered alcohol.


David Strickland


#discovered #i #never #would

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.


MCM


#hangover #humor #malediction #humor

Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…


Brandi L. Bates


#drugs #humor #love #sex #humor

And so Harry became proficient in the task of cleaning up vomit.


Julia Quinn


#humor #skills #humor

When you quit drinking you stop waiting.


Caroline Knapp


#drinking #sobriety #love

I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going to be happy in about fifteen minutes. That was exactly it, and I couldn’t understand why the happiness never came, couldn’t see the flaw in my thinking, couldn’t see that alcohol kept me trapped in a world of illusion, procrastination, paralysis. I lived always in the future, never in the present. Next time, next time! Next time I drank it would be different, next time it would make me feel good again. And all my efforts were doomed, because already drinking hadn’t made me feel good in years.


Heather King


#alcohol

Blackouts can be fun if approached with the right mindset. You just can't sweat the fact that you've lost a small portion of your life for all eternity. Occasionally, little bubbles of memory will float up like surreal Mylar party balloons at unexpected times throughout the net day and start piecing together a colorful, if incomplete, version of reality.


Josh Kilmer-Purcell


#alcoholism #blackout #drugs #funny #humor

Being upright and uncompromising will lead to unemployment by themselves. But to be willfully ignorant of a calling in life as well, that is the denial of a born alcoholic.


Bauvard


#callings #denial #funny #humor #jobs

Water is not as life-giving as alcohol, or as widespread. But it is more ethical to use as an industrial solvent.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #solvents #water #funny






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