#ate

We seldom find people ungrateful so long as it is thought we can serve them. ↗

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

#long #people #seldom #serve #them

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ↗

— Chris Rock

#compliments #food #life #need #only

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. ↗

— Chris Rock

#dominate #final #four #people #population

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #comedy club #material #out #place

America is the greatest country in the whole world. ↗

— Chris Rock

#country #greatest #greatest country #whole #world

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. ↗

— Chris Rock

#cook #i #i can #nice #plate

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#beds #dishes #hate #housework #i

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#die #donate #had #i #much

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#flabby #fortunately #i #stomach #them

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#bed #country #god #late #limit