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#birthday

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #birthday




We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.


Navjot Singh Sidhu


#cake #cherry #red #take #top

I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I'd just copy them. Not very pretty.


Brittany Snow


#because #birthday #copy #doing #done

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.


Sammy Hagar


#chance #every #get #new #start

Love the giver more than the gift.


Brigham Young


#gift #giver #love #more #than

It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet. 



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #born #clone #communicate #communication

Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.


Jarod Kintz


#dad #funny #humor #number-one #urinal-cake

My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.


Jarod Kintz


#commemorate #death #holiday #humor #immortalize

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.


Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.


Anne Burack Sayre


#birthday #children-s #delightful #elementary-school #funny

The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating. 



Jarod Kintz


#accomplishment #achieve #achievement #birth #birthday






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