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Nicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday.


O. J. Simpson


#always #birthday #come #conversation #conversations

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.


Molly Sims


#cake #every #makes #me #mom

Do not forget birthdays. This is in no way a propaganda for a larger population.


Gertrude Stein


#forget #larger #population #propaganda #way

Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For example, one year I wanted a yo-yo, and they ended up giving me some wound up string. Gee, thanks, mom.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #humor

Andy: Andrew Makepeace Ladd, the Third, accepts with pleasure the kind invitation of Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Channing Gardner for a birthday party in honor of their daughter Melissa on April 19th, 1937 at half past three o'clock. Melissa: Dear Andy: Thank you for the birthday present. I have a lot of Oz books, but not 'The Lost Princess of Oz.' What made you give me that one? Sincerely yours, Melissa. Andy: I'm answering your letter about the book. When you came into second grade with that stuck-up nurse, you looked like a lost princess. Melissa: I don't believe what you wrote. I think my mother told your mother to get that book. I like the pictures more than the words. Now let's stop writing letters.


A.R. Gurney


#birthday-party #letter-writing #princess #wizard-of-oz #love

The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.


Joe Barton


#american #american flag #approach #battlefields #behind

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.


Samantha Bee


#birthdays #children #hate #hated #i

You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.


Robin Gibb


#beautiful people #birthday #future #gifted #had

My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it.


Blair Underwood


#birthday party #borrow #chance #daddy #eighth

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'


Larry David


#birthday party #funny #gave #got #hey






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