#birthday

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. ↗

— Jesse Plemons

#bit #got #guitar #i #little

Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great! ↗

— Colin Powell

#feeling #great #hit #i #just

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#fight #got #i #out #put

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#countenance #double #gift #kind #present

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. ↗

— Bindi Irwin

#birthday #having #i #i love #love

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. ↗

— Bindi Irwin

#company #daddy #i #mine #mining

Your children need your presence more than your presents. ↗

— Jesse Jackson

#children #more #need #presence #presents

When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.' ↗

— Kristin Kreuk

#dear #doing #elementary #elementary school #go