#birthday

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. ↗

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

#cake #cherry #red #take #top

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in. ↗

— Lynsay Sands

#birthday #life #age

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be. ↗

— Lauren Hutton

#able #been #grow #grow up #life

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' ↗

— Sam Levenson

#arm #end #ever #fifth #find

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. ↗

— Bill Maher

#cake #gay #get #kids #know

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement. ↗

— Pete Rose

#apply #because #birthday #daughter #days

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. ↗

— Matthew Sweet

#birthday #birthday party #dinner #dyke #him

Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris. ↗

— Elliott Carter

#big #birthdays #concert #every #had

One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind.
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— Jarod Kintz

#anguish #birthday #death #die #human

One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never be cleaned or pressed no matter how spotted or wrinkled it gets ↗

— Bob Smith

#birthday-suit #wrinkles #age