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#birthday

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The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar. ↗


— Stevie Nicks


#birthday #day #got #guitar #i

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all. ↗


— Yoko Ono


#bother #i #me #turned

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. ↗


— Plautus


#celebrate #let us #occasion #sweet #us

We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic. ↗


— Lance Burton


#ask #birthday #books #christmas #cost

My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it. ↗


— Blair Underwood


#birthday party #borrow #chance #daddy #eighth

I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice. ↗


— Carrie Underwood


#anywhere #birthdays #buy #choice #coming

I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. ↗


— Ron Ben-Israel


#architect #birthday #britney #britney spears #buildings

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' ↗


— Larry David


#birthday party #funny #gave #got #hey

It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution. ↗


— Annie Dillard


#birthday #bitter #creator #creatures #divides

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. ↗


— Johnny Vegas


#changed #could #even #i #me






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