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I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows: Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your f****** Xmas card I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?


Christopher Hitchens


#comedy #humour #phyllis-diller #money

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'." ~ Bing Crosby (1904-1977), American singer and film actor.


Bing Crosby


#film

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection


Charles M. Schulz


#christmas

This is how we court girls in America. We grab them and kiss them. And if they don't like it, we do it again, harder and longer, until they surrender. It saves us hours of witty repartee.


Lisa Kleypas


#christmas

Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more....


Dr. Seuss


#christmas

At least I don't look like a Christmas tree." "You look like the star atop the tree.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#compliment #daemon #heartwarming #katy #sweet

Do you always wear underwear like this, or is it for me?” I rolled to my back and pulled the sheet to my waist. “It isn’t for you, I’ve been wearing underwear like this since Gram gave me my first Frederick’s of Hollywood box on my sixteenth birthday. Now, I owe Victoria’s Secret my first-born child.” Before speaking again, Lee waited several seconds that can only be described as ‘loaded silence’. While this silence was going on, he pulled the sheet back down. “You’re tellin’ me that since you were sixteen you’ve been sittin’ next to me every year at Christmas Dinner wearin’ underwear like this?


Kristen Ashley


#christmas

Marley was dead: to begin with.


Charles Dickens


#christmas

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.


Glenn Beck


#christmas

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?


Gerard Way


#fashion #christmas






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