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#class

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A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#denise #hilarious #night-huntress #sex #sex

The darkest secret of this country, I am afraid, is that too many of its citizens imagine that they belong to a much higher civilization somewhere else. That higher civilization doesn’t have to be another country. It can be the past instead—the United States as it was before it was spoiled by immigrants and the enfranchisement of the blacks. This state of mind allows too many of us to lie and cheat and steal from the rest of us, to sell us junk and addictive poisons and corrupting entertainments. What are the rest of us, after all, but sub-human aborigines? ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#colonialism #imperialism #inequality #poverty #race

She hated her job the same way I hated my jobs because she knew she was worth more, but she also hated herself so there wasn't much point in trying to do better. ↗


— Tawni O'Dell


#hardship #self-hate #working-class #self-worth

An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is on the survival of the class system in the United States.' 'Oh really, that's interesting: one didn't think there was a class system in the United States.' 'Nobody does. That's how it survives. ↗


— Christopher Hitchens


#humour #joke #united-states #united-states

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#harvard #humor #innuendo #naughty #yale

See you in another life, brotha. ↗


— Desmond Hume


#lost #life

Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water. ↗


— Eoin Colfer


#humor

Nothing of importance happened today. ↗


— King George III


#history #humor #humor

Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey ↗


— Diablo Cody


#humor #love #humor

Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#class #failed-systems #greed #dreams






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