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#comedy

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Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy. ↗


— Val Kilmer


#catch #clauses #comedy #community #consciousness

And if that weren't bad enough, the next sound he heard was a loud click. The damned woman had locked him out. She'd taken all the food and locked him out. "You'll pay for this!" he yelled at the door. "Do be quiet," came the muffled reply. "I'm eating. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#food #food

You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show. ↗


— Joe Klein


#especially #get #jon #jon stewart #news

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. ↗


— Johnny Knoxville


#career #comedy #famous #get #give

Please, please, please - I would love to do some comedy. Once you have a reputation for one thing - in my case, crying and dying - you are typecast. ↗


— Emily Watson


#comedy #crying #dying #i #love

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. ↗


— Dave Chappelle


#anywhere #being #being funny #comedy #funny

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs. ↗


— Tina Fey


#audience #comedy #down #dress #her

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place. ↗


— Craig Kilborn


#come #comedy #dark #dark place #place

If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very far at being equal. ↗


— Helen Fielding


#aspects #attack #being #books #comedy

You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it. ↗


— Sharon Gless


#drama #half #half hour #hour #i






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