#funny

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room. ↗

— Richard Marx

#i #luther #many #never #room

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. ↗

— Jackie Mason

#because #believe #come #conclusion #different

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. ↗

— Danny Masterson

#come #funny #i #job #make

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#about #accept #anything #funny #funny thing

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#army #eleven #five #foot #how

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. ↗

— Billy Mays

#baseball #business #compare #funny #home

I lost a horse today.' 'That sounds careless. What happened?' 'She jumped off a cliff.' 'A cliff! Is that normal? ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#funny #george-holly #sean #funny

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. ↗

— Mercedes McCambridge

#been #die #dressing #dressing room #enough

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. ↗

— Melissa McCarthy

#get #i #older #plant #roots

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh. ↗

— Jenny McCarthy

#bit #boundaries #catholic #family #fun