#funny

There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!' ↗

— Lena Dunham

#article #coming #funny #new #new thing

After climbing off his bike, I smacked his shoulder. “Did you forget I was with you? Are you trying to get me killed?” “It’s hard to forget you’re behind me when your thighs are squeezing the life out of me.” A smirk came with his next thought. “I couldn’t think of a better way to die, actually.” “There is something very wrong with you. ↗

— Jamie McGuire

#abby-and-travis #beautiful-disaster #bike #funny #jamie-mcguire

Beautiful women baffle me, but homely women insult my bafflement. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#confused #funny #ugly #women #beauty

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#altogether #another #easy #ladies #love

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. ↗

— Louis C.K.

#comedian #comedy #family #fuck-it #funny

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all. ↗

— Zac Efron

#because #embarrassed #followed #funny #girl

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. ↗

— Scott Thompson

#big movie #fiction #funny #get #i

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. ↗

— Eminem

#circle #come #friends #funny #hard

It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy! ↗

— Jessica Ennis

#awards #celebration #different #end #even

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. ↗

— Uma Thurman

#bright #funny #i #just #kid