#funny

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. ↗

— Steven Wright

#afraid #heights #i #lot #me

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. ↗

— Steven Wright

#book #done #got #i #numbers

When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#compliment #flattery #funny #wise #funny

'Portnoy's Complaint' was very far out there, and movies have always worked when you have either a funny situation between two or more people or a very dramatic situation. There's not that much difference. ↗

— Richard D. Zanuck

#between #complaint #difference #dramatic #either

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#everything #funny #i #i think #make

When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked. ↗

— Whoopi Goldberg

#comedy #could #doing #ensemble #felt

Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them. ↗

— Lesley Gore

#after #also #doing #down #fun

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny. ↗

— Hugh Grant

#comedies #down #funny #hundred #i

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ↗

— Wavy Gravy

#friend #funny #humor #just #keep

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#happens #i #people #resist #something