#funny

Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#puck #funny

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#dr-who #funny #hitler #tardis #funny

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. ↗

— Barbara Corcoran

#back up #comes #estate #funny #funny thing

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. ↗

— Billy Corgan

#die #died #funny #good #i

Honestly, as much as I love my brother, I’m not sure how I feel about him hanging out in your bedroom.” He reached out with a muscular arm and used his fingers to brush a few strands of hair off my cheek, tucking them behind my ear. I shivered, and he smiled. “I feel like I need to mark my territory.” “Shut up.” “Oh, I love it when you get all bossy-pants. It’s sexy. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#funny #katy #funny

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#funny #gleeson-hedge #the-lost-hero #funny

Boys! Are they always this impossible? Do they always say cryptic, indecipherable things? (Note to self: work with Liz to adapt her boy-to-English translator into a more mobile form—like maybe a watch or necklace.) ↗

— Ally Carter

#funny

Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright." Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#funny #hot-mess #humor #funny

He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing against her hip. “So, is that your long, scaly, reptilian tail, or are you just happy to see me?” No, she did not just say that. Did she? ↗

— Thea Harrison

#funny #pia #funny