#funny

Huh, another queen,” Puck mused, an evil grin crossing his face. “Maybe we should drop in and introduce ourselves, ice-boy. Do the whole, hey, we were just in the neighborhood, and we were just wondering if you had any plans to take over the Nevernever. Have a fruit basket. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#puck #robin-goodfellow #funny

It's been nice knowing you, Clara, Huh? My brain still a bit shell-shocked. Say a prayer for me, will you? He gives me a shaky grin. Because I'm pretty sure my parents are going to kill me ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#funny-quotes #tucker-avery #funny

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#again #comes #i #morals #sun

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent. ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#able #actual #comics #comment #decade

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. ↗

— David Brenner

#bar #capital #girl #go #i

Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#funny #humorous-quotations #inspirational-quotations #lol #motivational-quotations

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny. ↗

— James L. Brooks

#funny #i #somebody #value #who

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#fly #given #god #tickets #us

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible. ↗

— Libba Bray

#libba-bray #funny

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. ↗

— Julie Brown

#being funny #demented #face #figure #funny