When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Brenner and the mother of his first son Cole fought a bitter custody battle lasting several years in The Supreme Court of New York. Brenner was ranked #53 on Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time. Brenner was also engaged to figure skater Tai Babilonia.

David Brenner (born February 4 1936) is an American standup comedian actor and author.