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#funny

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funny




This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.


Richelle Mead


#funny #richelle-mead #rose #funny

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.


R. L. Stine


#comic strips #drawing #funny #i #just

Talking about someone else's life, doesn't mean you have one of your own


Dani Barclay


#funny

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.


Don Marquis


#had #listen #many #optimists #person

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.


Robert Frost


#about #anything #earth #funny #funny thing

Are you a female dog?" "What?" Massie asked. "Why?" "Because you are acting like a real bitch!


Lisi Harrison


#clique #comebacks #dog #female #fun

I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable.


Joel Coen


#characters #condescending #funny #funny thing #i

I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.


Jarod Kintz


#conversation #funny #human #mouth #weird

I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame.


Jarod Kintz


#fame #funny #funny

I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #funny






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