#funny

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller. ↗

— Kristen Johnston

#dennis miller #funny #i #i love #i think

I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty. ↗

— Kristen Johnston

#i #much #people #pretty #rather

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. ↗

— Angelina Jolie

#i #i think #like #look #looking

I thanked the lucky stars for my great metabolism, because Karsen had showed me pictures of her mom once and it was scary the transformation she underwent after popping three kids out. She went from a small, dainty beauty to a giant pineapple blob of a body. ↗

— Holly Hood

#life #beauty

And if I had a clone of myself, I’d seriously consider giving up my crime fighting to settle down in a serious relationship. Even though it would be a same sex relationship, dating your own clone definitely isn’t gay. And even though you are related to yourself, dating your own clone is not incest either. It’s merely self-love. It’s more like masturbation mixed with conversation. How many times have you longed for a talking penis? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #masturbation #dating

No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine. ↗

— Thomas Keller

#funny #i #imagine #kind #might

I was always telling everybody that I could be funny. ↗

— Sally Kellerman

#could #everybody #funny #i #telling

I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film. ↗

— Melissa Rosenberg

#billy #character #charlie #eclipse #ever

I gave my heart to the Lord, and I remember the incident vividly. The Lord spoke to me. I know that sounds funny. It was not an audible voice or anything of that nature. ↗

— Jimmy Swaggart

#audible #funny #gave #heart #i

In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. ↗

— Caroline Kennedy

#book #funny #funny way #intense #less