#funny

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#always #between #comedy #course #falls

[The American President] has to take all sorts of abuse from liars and demagogues.… The people can never understand why the President does not use his supposedly great power to make ’em behave. Well, all the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway. ↗

— Harry S. Truman

#democracy-fascism #democracy-freedom #democracy-voting #democrats #elections

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman ↗

— Dawn French

#fairy #fireman #men #women #funny

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. ↗

— Criss Jami

#children #contagious #contagiousness #funny #humor

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #love #funny

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. ↗