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That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.


Jeaniene Frost


#funny

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna.


Nalini Singh


#funny

POLONIUS My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently. HAMLET Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel? POLONIUS By th'mass, and 'tis like a camel indeed. HAMLET Methinks it is like a weasel. POLONIUS It is backed like a weasel. HAMLET Or like a whale? POLONIUS Very like a whale. HAMLET Then I will come to my mother by and by. - They fool me to the top of my bent. - I will come by and by.


William Shakespeare


#hamlet #idiot #mad #funny

I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myself.


Jarod Kintz


#hollywood #humor #funny

Your big scary husband is crying.


Robyn Carr


#funny #romance #funny

Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.


Stephanie McAfee


#funny

Sure, I said. But some people would ask, 'How can you expect others to replicate what you're doing here?' What would be your answer to that? He turned back and , smiling sweetly, said, Fuck you. Then, in a stentorian voice, he corrected himself: No. I would say, 'The objective is to inculcate in the doctors and nurses the spirit to dedicate themselves to the patients, and especially to having an outcome-oriented view of TB.' He was grinning, his face alight. He looked very young just then. In other words, 'Fuck you'.


Paul Farmer & Tracy Kidder


#humor #funny

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!


Terry Pratchett


#funny

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away?


Dana Marie Bell


#funny

I’d like to make it clear from the start that I am gay, gay, gay. Like, when I come out of the closet, I’m usually wearing my sister’s prom dress kind of gay.


Gwen Hayes


#gay #funny






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