#funny

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. ↗

— Reba McEntire

#bone #funny #life #need #succeed

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. ↗

— Reba McEntire

#funny #hometown #how #many #might

It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility? ↗

— Mark McGrath

#anything #anyway #background #care #credibility

You're ruining that book!" He pointed to the page I'd torn out. "That's a perfectly good book!" Holding his gaze, I reached down and ripped another page out. "I'm making roses." "Well, it's my book." "Sorry." I tore out another. ↗

— Kate Avery Ellison

#funny #will #beauty

This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Keep it up, wee man.' It's very funny and that's why I want to stay here as long as possible. ↗

— Rory McIlroy

#down #funny #golfer #great #great thing

I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos. ↗

— Marian McPartland

#awfully #baldwin #bankrupt #bit #bought

I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny. ↗

— Katharine McPhee

#funny #i #set

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. ↗

— Ian Mcewan

#determined #every #find #funny #i

I never say a funny thing intentionally. ↗

— Jayne Meadows

#funny thing #i #intentionally #never #say