#funny

No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it. ↗

— Jessica Day George

#romance #funny

My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my muscles, and said, “You suspect me of taking steroids, don’t you? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #steroids #funny

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#constant #god #happy #loves #proof

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny. ↗

— Brendan Fraser

#approach #comedy #funny #i #i always

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny. ↗

— Jerry Stiller

#good #i #judgment #know #think

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#age #bladder #i #me #need

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. ↗

— Matt LeBlanc

#fame #famous #funny #get #hide

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. ↗

— Matt LeBlanc

#good #good material #material #you

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. ↗

— Bauvard

#happiness #humor #funny

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#balanced #balanced diet #diet #food #important