#funny

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. ↗

— Cherise Sinclair

#funny

Our nannas are losers. ↗

— Barbara Park

#humor #funny

Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #truism #age

When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little. Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's ↗

— Gabrielle Evans

#funny #serious #anger

I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex #change

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?" "I need a gun." This was not how his dream was supposed to go. ↗

— Shannon K. Butcher

#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #dreams

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. ↗

— Mark Twain

#climate #company #go #heaven #hell

Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. ↗

— Jack Black

#bad #bad news #bears #because #ever

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny. ↗

— Daniel Baldwin

#alec #disturbs #funny #me #one thing

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny? ↗

— Casey Affleck

#funny #going #how #humor #i