#funny

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves. ↗

— Cuthbert Soup

#caves #computer #funny #old-fashioned #writer

Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating. ↗

— Regina Griffin

#funny-as-hell #funny-quotes #humor #food

Ah college years, those were the days. Pure freedom ... leaving home for the first time…the parties…” "What about the tutorials, the lectures, the large building with all the books called the ‘library’?” “Is that what those were?” Gerry blithely replied. ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#college #colleges #funny #humor #humour

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. ↗

— Wendy Lichtman

#funny

A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable replacement for a lost tent at next year’s “Bring your son to work night” at NAMBLA’s manufacturing plant. What does NAMBLA make? NAMBLA makes me sick.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. ↗

— Danielle Joseph

#humor #funny

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! ↗

— April Henry

#character-quote #funny-as-hell #gun-point #humor #funny

What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said. ↗

— Toni Blake

#funny #humour #romance #funny

Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#funny #goose-egg #heartache #life-lessons #funny

You know your all fucks! why am i so dichable? now how am i supposed to kill you with out upseting that poor nice women!? God damnit alice i liked you why did you have to be such a bitch ↗

— Carrie Vaughn

#funny