#funny

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. ↗

— Erica Jong

#funny #grandchildren

I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cliff #cynical #funny #masses #funny

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#kids #readers #reading #funny

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#comic #education #funny #school #education

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#funny #i #i can #just #never

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. ↗

— Tommy Chong

#comedy #dennis #dennis miller #funny #funny thing

V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love. ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#books #cool #culture #desire #emotion

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #funny

To Do Today, 1/17/08 1. Sit and think 2. Reach enlightenment 3. Feed the cats ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#enlightenment #funny #humor #think #to-do-list

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#funny #name-calling #funny