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I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teach people the value of safe sex. Remember, if you’re going to have safe sex, try not to get locked inside the safe without anybody on the outside knowing the combination. ↗
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A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so nobody can hog all the amor. ↗
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A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingredients include: Everything. ↗
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A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket. ↗
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A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. ↗
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I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit. ↗
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I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away). ↗
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Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?” “I graduated from Cambridge,” Christopher said acidly. “Should I have brought my diploma? ↗
Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation. Unfortunately, no matter how she tried to summon a swoon, her mind remained intractably conscious. ↗
She takes out a piece of paper that looks like the list I gave her months ago. Smiling her Hayley smile, she puts it in my hand. "These are my reasons." "You made me a list?" She nods, smile still glued on her face. "Gosh darn it, Brody. I love the heck out of you. You should know why too." (...) There's one thing on the list. And its in big letters, and I bark out my laughter. You're good in the sack. "You dork." I toss the paper over my shoulder, and she laughs against my lips. "Thought that would be the only one you cared about." I shake my head, wiggling my nose against hers. I still amazes me that she's my girl. ↗
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