#funny

You need to be silly to be funny. ↗

— William Shatner

#need #silly #you

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. ↗

— Cherise Sinclair

#funny

Our nannas are losers. ↗

— Barbara Park

#humor #funny

Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #truism #age

When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little. Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's ↗

— Gabrielle Evans

#funny #serious #anger

I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex #change

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. ↗

— Josh Billings

#imagination #lots #memory #mistake #people

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. ↗

— Lewis Black

#candy #corn #ever #made

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. ↗

— Lewis Black

#juice #milk #soy #such #thing

I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's a really specific thing. We stuck to it, it turned out good and a lot of people liked it. ↗

— Robert Downey, Jr.

#classy #cool #funny #good #i