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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funny




It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.


Philip K. Dick


#funny #interview #tragedy #funny

I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just try to get into the character, into his or her head. Try to make it as funny, as scary or as wild as I can so that I really like it.


Sam Raimi


#character #different #funny #get #head

Agatha loved military men. Actually, she loved men in uniform. And my bowling league outfit used to drive her wild with desire.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #military #uniform #funny

Oh- and grab the plastic bag over by my suitcase." I slug down the last of the coffee and get up. The bag contains panty hose. I put them on her desk. "They're for you." "You want me to look homeless, desperate, but also kind of fabulous?


Holly Black


#hilarious #humor #funny

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.


Harold Ramis


#crystal #funny #got #him #how

I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on about the weather. Little did I know she was an aspiring meteorologist.


Jarod Kintz


#weather #funny

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).


John D. Rhodes


#dance #funny #humor #rain #shoes

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.


Criss Jami


#being-yourself #clever #differences #everyone #funny

Oh please," Scout said."Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and call. Someone to do your bidding. How many times have you said to yourself," Self, I need a unicorn to run errands and such?


Chloe Neill


#unicorn #funny

What’s so funny? (Astrid) I’m just thinking, here I am a slave who touched a star who then made him a demigod. I have to be the luckiest bastard who ever lived. (Zarek)


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#love #luck #star #funny






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