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The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say.


Sarah Vowell


#funny

The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following Initiation, the 21st at the end of the Initiate's second week, and the 89th the first time he brings snacks.


Adam Rex


#funny

People usually feel funny, smile and laugh when I tell them about my strong belief in the very existence of prehistoric advanced technology and great civilizations of wilier races. I just can't wait to see their faces at time the truth is revealed.


Toba Beta


#ancient #civilization #mystery #prehistoric #reveal

You ought to sue that son of a whore


Stephen King


#humor #funny

Hello, Martin.


William Sleator


#fat-lady #funny #martin #funny

Six minutes isn’t sex,” I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. “Six minutes is a boiled egg.


Sophie Kinsella


#nathaniel #samantha-sweeting #sex #funny

I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?' The words popped out before he could stop them. Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.' smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth. 'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.' The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.


Susan Mallery


#awkward-encounters #foot-in-mouth #funny #librarians #shane

It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man.


Holly Hood


#humor #funny

Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke." "You're having a fucking pint." "Is my choice of drink too gay for you?" "Malibu and coke is a pussy drink. Last I heard you were strictly anti-pussy.


L.A. Gilbert


#hilariousness #non-p-c #funny






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