#funny

In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sex is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#economic-depression #fornicating #funny #hookers #humor

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#funny #i #just #lot #read

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#been #enough #feature #focused #funny

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. ↗

— Rick Baker

#been #come #done #films #funny

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. ↗

— Dave Attell

#funny #good #guy #i #me

Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either that or back to the dole queue on Monday. Sorry I missed the Wednesday lunch date, but I was in a black hole all morning. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#hhgttg #maths #physics #radio #dating

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. ↗

— Hank Azaria

#being funny #broader #character #comfort #comfort zone

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. ↗

— John Badham

#because #charming #funny #his #how

You see much more of your children once they leave home. ↗

— Lucille Ball

#children #home #leave #more #much

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him. ↗

— Kami Garcia

#humor #mick-jagger #beauty