#funny

I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny. ↗

— Judd Apatow

#funny #i #i think #i write #put

You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end. ↗

— Fiona Apple

#always #beginning #comedy #end #everything

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. ↗

— Fred Allen

#boston #find #i #just #only

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ↗

— Woody Allen

#afraid #am #death #happens #i

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. ↗

— Woody Allen

#because #chess #failed #height #i

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. ↗

— Woody Allen

#being #being funny #choice #first #funny

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#annoyance #everything #great #know #people

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12. ↗

— Rowan Atkinson

#age #child #classmates #funny #i

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. ↗

— Dave Attell

#funny #good #guy #i #me

Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either that or back to the dole queue on Monday. Sorry I missed the Wednesday lunch date, but I was in a black hole all morning. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#hhgttg #maths #physics #radio #dating