#funny

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#funny #humor #lemons #life #funny

The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex-life #funny

I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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— Jarod Kintz

#ego #floor #funny #humor #need

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #witches #funny

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck ↗

— Kiersten White

#funny #kiersten-white #paranormalcy #funny

Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch ↗

— Bruce Coville

#death

what would you call this haircut?" arthur. ↗

— George Harrison

#hard-days-night #humor #laugh #funny

I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ignorance #funny

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! ↗

— S.C. Stephens

#funny