#funny

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#always #been #i #i always #more

I didn't know where this stuff was coming from - all of a sudden I was a little magickal sprite, bonding with my stone, feeling my earth roots, la la la... All I can is describe the way it felt. And that was how it felt. So sue me. Was I swaying? I felt like I might be swaying. ↗

— Cate Tiernan

#funny

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. ↗

— Mark Russell

#both #both sides #funny #i #i do

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. ↗

— Richard Russo

#funny #joke #kill #laboriously #too

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. ↗

— Katey Sagal

#funny #lot #married #mostly #sexist

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. ↗

— Bob Saget

#allen #bored #comedy #dissect #doing

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#every #films #gun #i #interest

I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#call #drums #funny #funny person #getting

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. ↗

— Ashley Scott

#conservative #funny #husband #must #tattoos

I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that. ↗

— Campbell Scott

#almost #dramatic #fact #find #funny