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#funny

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Talking about someone else's life, doesn't mean you have one of your own


Dani Barclay


#funny

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.


Don Marquis


#had #listen #many #optimists #person

It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids.


Ana Gasteyer


#executives #former #funny #kids #many

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.


Bill Gates


#day #debt #e-mail #every #every day

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.


Matt Lauer


#funny #learn #little #people #takes

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.


John Leguizamo


#drama #funny #funny guy #get #guy

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.


Thomas Lennon


#funny #page #studio #writer #you

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.


Thomas Lennon


#guaranteed #make #only #something #vague

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.


Jay Leno


#beverly #beverly hills #call #dad #day

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.


Jay Leno


#designated #designated driver #driver #each #reason






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