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After you are here, I will try not to become one of those parents who brag incessantly about their children, who force them to recite the alphabet backward or sing the Lord's Prayer in German to horrified dinner guests. One of those parents who tell people who aren't interested and haven't askd what their progeny's grade-point average is, what school they go to, how handsome and brilliant and psychic they are. If something goes awry and I do become one of those parents, you have my permission to sneak into my bedroom while I am sleeping and pinch my nostrils shut. ↗


— Suzanne Finnamore


#parenthood #humor

It’s that I think Will is angry with me,” Tessa explained. “So whatever he told you—” He laughed. “Will is angry with everyone,” he said. “I don’t let it color my judgment. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jem-castairs #tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass ↗


— Maya Angelou


#inspriational #life #humor

He is quiet for a minute, then turns his head to look at me. "Where were you when I was twelve?" "Well, I was nine." I cut my eyes over to him. "And probably locked in the back of a Ho-Ho truck, eating my way to freedom. Yeah, that really happened. ↗


— Nicole Christie


#freedom

I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad things." "What?" The grin spread. "I would say size doesn't matter but it does. I would know." he winked, and I let out a disgusted groan. He laughed. ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


#humor #humorous #humour #funny

...there is a celebrated aphorism insisting that the best way to live is to 'work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody is watching, and love like you've never been hurt.'...After years of hearing and reading these lines I have decided to tell the truth: the original version is wrong. There is a grave error in the wording of this adage. The correct version should go as follows: Love like you don't need the money, Work like nobody is watching, Dance like you've never been hurt. See? Doesn't that make more sense? ↗


— Gina Barreca


#gina-barreca #humor #women #humor

She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of the cliff. ↗


— Andrew Davidson


#not-romantic #humor

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now. ↗


— Craig Ferguson


#humor #music #humor

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that. ↗


— Steve Aylett


#humor

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. ↗


— Wendy Higgins


#humor #kaidan #love #humor






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