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The mysteries of a universe made of drops of fire and clods of mud do not concern us in the least. The fate of humanity condemned ultimately to perish from cold is not worth troubling about. If you take it to heart it becomes an unendurable tragedy. If you believe in improvement you must weep, for the attained perfection must end in cold, darkness and silence. In a dispassionate view the ardour for reform, improvement for virtue, and knowledge, and even for beauty is only a vain sticking up for appearances as though one were anxious about the cut of one’s clothes in a community of blind men. ↗


— Joseph Conrad


#life #beauty

Humility can weep over other men's weaknesses, and joy and rejoice over their graces. ↗


— Thomas Brooks


#men

I have always understood that money made in the patent medicine business is a practical bar to social success. ↗


— George Presbury Rowell


#history #humor #medicine #business

I found that all I really wanted was to eat beautiful food and to speak as much beautiful Italian as possible. That was it. So I declared a double major, really-in speaking and in eating (with a concentration on gelato). ↗


— Elizabeth Gilbert


#beauty

When the nettle is young, the leaves make excellent greens; when it grows old it has filaments and fibers like hemp and flax. Cloth made from the nettle is as good as that made from hemp. Chopped up, the nettle is good for poultry; pounded, it is good for horned cattle. The seed of the nettle mixed with the fodder of animals gives a luster to their skin; the root, mixed with salt, produces a beautiful yellow dye. It makes, however, excellent hay, as it can be cut twice in a season. And what does the nettle need? very little soil, no care, no culture; except that the seeds fall as fast as they ripen, and it is difficult to gather them; that is all. If we would take a little pains, the nettle would be useful; we neglect it, and it becomes harmful. Then we kill it. How much men are like the nettle! My friends, remember this, that there are no weeds, and no worthless men, there are only bad farmers. ↗


— Victor Hugo


#les-miserables #nettle #worthiness #beauty

Think about it. These guys have far more reasons to pull a prank on Doug than they do me. I kind of wished we had changed clothes, though.' 'There wasn't time,' Katie said. 'Your true love is in desperate need of your assistance. How can you think of changing into the appropriate attire for a rescue? ↗


— Robin Jones Gunn


#doug #humor #katie #robin-jones-gunn #sierra-jensen

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ ↗


— Stephen Colbert


#global-warming #humour #law #north-carolina #politics

So, if people didn’t settle down to take up farming, why then did they embark on this entirely new way of living? We have no idea – or actually, we have lots of ideas, but we don’t know if any of them are right. According to Felipe Fernández-Armesto, at least thirty-eight theories have been put forward to explain why people took to living in communities: that they were driven to it by climatic change, or by a wish to stay near their dead, or by a powerful desire to brew and drink beer, which could only be indulged by staying in one place. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#humor #life #sedentary #change

I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty? ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dinner #food #funny #humor #change

I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#drink #funny #hot #humor #maybe






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