#hum

The plan we developed to deal with al Qaeda depended on developing sources of human and technical intelligence that could give us insights into his plans at the tactical level. This is easy to say but hard to accomplish. ↗

— Cofer Black

#al #could #deal #depended #developed

For humanism also appeals to man as man. It seeks to liberate the universal qualities of human nature from the narrow limitations of blood and soil and class and to create a common language and a common culture in which men can realize their common humanity. ↗

— Christopher Dawson

#appeals #blood #class #common #common language

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. ↗

— Mark Twain

#human-nature #moon #nature

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.  ↗

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music hadn't been beautiful enough. ↗

— George Carlin

#beauty

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#funny #humor #lemons #life #funny

The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #sex-life #funny

I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#ego #floor #funny #humor #need

The heart has a heart of its own. ↗