#hum

To be really mediæval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#clothing #greeks #humor #soul #wilde

You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen. ↗

— Kristin Cashore

#humor

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#humor

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#humor

And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going to do the things that we do. And they will all kiss someone someday. But for now, sledding is enough. I think it would be great if sledding were always enough, but it isn't. ↗

— Stephen Chbosky

#inspirational #humor

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#school #humor

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#humor #profanity #shit #vulgarity #humor

Goodbyes, they often come in waves. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#goodbye #goodbyes #humor #waves #funny

Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses! ↗

— Amy Plum

#humor #humor

25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?' 26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.' 27 And the Lord did not ask him again. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#god #heaven #humor #humor