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The shock of photographed atrocities wears off with repeated viewings, just as the surprise and bemusement felt the first time one sees a pornographic movie wear off after one sees a few more. ↗


— Susan Sontag


#photography #pornography #movies

There are certain mortal moments and minutes that matter. Certain hingepoints in the history of each human. Some seconds are so decisive they shrink the soul, while others are spent, so as to stretch the soul. ↗


— Neal A. Maxwell


#choices #courage #destiny #faith #god

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do," I muttered. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#fight #funny #humor #courage

Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII. On her father's side they date back further than Adam. On the topmost branches of her family tree there's a superior breed of monkeys with very fine silky hair and extra long tails. ↗


— Jean Webster


#humor #dating

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests. ↗


— Chelsea Handler


#dogs #funny #humor #dating

Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal ↗


— Amy Mah


#blood #humor #teenagers #vampire #vampires

George Harrison: Paul transformed me in my bedroom, and it was awkward, to say the least. It was like being on a blind date, complete with stilted conversation and elliptical innuendo. He said, "So." Then I said, "So." Then he said, "So." Then I said, "So." That went on for, I dunno, five minutes or something. ↗


— Alan Goldsher


#humor #dating

If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #lawyer #dating

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair ↗


— Jenny B. Jones


#humor #dating

What's your name?" "Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?" "Wanted." "By all the girls or just the law? ↗


— Dennis Lehane


#gangsters #humor #dating






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