#humor

I love the protest signs protected by the First Amendment - some of them humorous, some of them passionate, some factual, some entirely incorrect - all of them free ideas. ↗

— Jennifer M. Granholm

#entirely #factual #first #first amendment #free

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. ↗

— Madonna

#humor #women #humor

Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#change #humor #love #parents #change

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#shampoo #death

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer? ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#philosophy #humor

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#fish #humor #humor

The whole world is a sack of shit ripping open. I can´t save it. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#humor

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent! ↗

— Dr. Seuss

#humor #inspirational #musical #faith

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ↗

— Orson Welles

#humor #food