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It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh. ↗


— W. Somerset Maugham


#humor

Dieting was cruel; it was an abuse of human rights. Yes, that's what it was, and she should not allow herself to be manipulated in this way. She stopped herself. Thinking like that was nothing more than coming up with excuses for breaking the diet. Mma Ramotswe was made of sterner stuff than that, and so she persisted. ↗


— Alexander McCall Smith


#human-rights #humor #persisting #diet

The Shrink always warned me that carriers stay wracked with lifelong guilt. It's not an uplifting thing having turned lovers into monsters. We feel bad that we haven't turned into monsters ourselves--survivor's guilt, that's called. And we feel a bit stupid that we didn't notice our own symptoms earlier. I mean, I'd been sort of wondering why the Atkins diet was giving me night vision. But that hadn't seemed like something to worry about... ↗


— Scott Westerfeld


#funny #guilt #humor #ombies #parasites

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse. ↗


— Ivan Reitman


#born #changed #humor #i #i was born

The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular. ↗


— Michael York


#classics #get #great #great thing #humor

It stank pretty bad, of course: manure was caked all over the wagon. But we were free. Right then I was elated with a sense of how faithful God is to his promises; I was free, and I was smiling joyfully on a manure wagon. As we ambled along, I laughed to myself when I thought of God's sense of humor in delivering us that way. Even today, the smell of manure reminds me of freedom. ↗


— Diet Eman


#humor #manure #diet

She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you" with "May I take your order? ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#cashier #confusion #daydreaming #delusional #fantasy

Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. ↗


— William Goldman


#inigo #humor

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #age

Fool! Nothing but black ink runs through my veins! ↗


— Hiromu Arakawa


#fma #fullmetal-alchemist #humor #manga #humor






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