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Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#humor #death

When I asked my da how ye knew which was the right woman, he told me when the time came, I'd have no doubt. And I didn't. When I woke in the dark under that tree on the road to Leoch, with you sitting on my chest, cursing me for bleeding to death, I said to myself 'Jamie Fraser, for all ye canna see what she looks like, and for all she weights as much as a good draft horse, this is the woman. ↗


— Diana Gabaldon


#love #death

He was obviously on the wrong side of crazy. ↗


— Heather Webber


#humor #humor

People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them. ↗


— Tite Kubo


#humor #death

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort. ↗


— Carolyn G. Heilbrun


#humor #death

What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing letters to each other, we barely even talk to each other. People have become so accustomed to texting that they’re actually startled when the phone rings. It’s like we suddenly all have Batphones. If it rings, there must be danger. Now we answer, “What happened? Is someone tied up in the old sawmill?” “No, it’s Becky. I just called to say hi.” “Well you scared me half to death. You can’t just pick up the phone and try to talk to me like that. Don’t the tips of your fingers work? ↗


— Ellen DeGeneres


#humor #phones #texting #communication

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#cat #humor #humor

Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his face. ↗


— Lisa Shearin


#ignorance #proverb #death

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. ↗


— Graham Chapman


#humor #parrots #redundancy #death

Not really hungry." "She’ll eat." Pritkin said curtly. "I said —" "If you starve to death it would damage my professional reputation." "I eat plenty." "The same does not apply should I strangle you in understandable irritation, however." "I’ll have a sandwich," I told Nick. "No meat. ↗


— Karen Chance


#fiction #humor #romance #supernatural #vampire






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