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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard there's nothing you can do. ↗


— Golda Meir


#inevitability #old-age #age

If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor #youth #age

As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice the wasteful frivolity of it all. Why are these kids not at home doing their homework? Why aren't they setting the table for dinner or helping out around the house? Who allows their kids to hang out in parking lots? Isn't that loitering? I wish there was a song called "Nguyen & Ari," a little ditty about a hardworking Vietnamese girl who helps her parents with the franchised Holiday Inn they run, and does homework in the lobby, and Ari, a hardworking Jewish boy who does volunteer work at his grandmother's old-age home, and they meet after school at Princeton Review. They help each other study for the SATs and different AP courses, and then, after months of studying, and mountains of flashcards, they kiss chastely upon hearing the news that they both got into their top college choices. This is a song teens need to inadvertently memorize. Now that's a song I'd request at Johnny Rockets! ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#humor #age

At the age of six, the criteria for handsome was simply: "Is he not related to me?" and "Have I seen him on television?" That was it. By this standard, Larry Bird, Dick Clark, and Andy Rooney. All handsome guys. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#age

I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold? ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #sunrise #age

Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle. ↗


— Simon Schama


#humor #waffle #age

The ages live in history through their anachronisms. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor #wilde #age

If a writer rewrites an essay, people who read the new version are unlikely to complain that their thoughts have been broken by some newly introduced incompatibility. ↗


— Paul Graham


#age

I need to stop saying LMAO because that is precisely what's happening; I wish I could rewind time by two decades, immortalize my derriere in wax, and then kiss it goodbye. ↗


— Donna Lynn Hope


#humor #lmao #age






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