#humor

For as long as wimmin have had the temerity to experience feelings of anger, sadness, frustration, and deep resentment, patriarchal society has denied them these feelings, and, in fact, punished them heartily for feeling anything at all. ↗

— Elisa Albert

#humor #anger

You look great," he said. It made her smile, even if it was a lie. "I'm as big as a house." He laughed. "I like houses. In fact, I'm thinking about architecture as a career. ↗

— Kristin Hannah

#couple #humor #love #pregnancy #architecture

The only direction not represented in their construction was vertical. ↗

— Lee Battersby

#construction #humor #architecture

[The building] had been designed by an architect, so it bore little resemblance to any normal structure. ↗

— Gary Corby

#humor #architecture

Once you get married, you will be busy with getting a home, renovating it, discussing what furniture to get, what to get rid of, and forever occupied by that existence of a married life. ↗

— Ayyub Malik

#business

You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books. But you never think about the brave cleaning supplies that gave their lives so you could have a safe place to do your business. ↗

— Beth Labonte

#business

I love children. Eating them, that is. ↗

— Keith McGowan

#cuisine #eating #folktales #humor #love

Okay. Look, why don't you take care of the half a million things you've been letting dangle in Roarke's Empire of Everything?" "Catchy title. I may use it one day. ↗

— J.D. Robb

#humor #roarke #death

I appreciate all the trouble you went to in order to ensure my survival.” “Purely selfish, I assure you.” “Because you need me to oversee your household?” “Because I need you to marry. Men tend to frown at the notion of marrying someone who isn’t breathing. ↗

— Lorraine Heath

#men

Hey, I am thinking of it myself, in this part of world (East), we all do endeavors in praying and are sweating (white liquid) and this is our situation, frustrated , but on the other part of world (West) ,they are enjoying in party and drinking liquor (white liquid) but their situation is that, successful, I do not know that the problem relates to the type of liquid or the way of drinking!! ↗

— Ali Shariati

#faith #funny #humor #life #love