#humor

Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #death

Nonsense! I have merely come to terms with the fact that I am perfect, and I have decided life must go on, and I must learn to live with myself... ↗

— C.N. Faust

#fantasy #faust #gay #horror #humor

She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!” “Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. ↗

— Cori Moore

#honeymoon #humour #innuendo #sarcastic-humor #shifter

Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #time #watch #age

If life is a game... I need new dice! ↗

— Jay Little

#wit #life

When somebody make you feel happy it doesn't meant that he/she loves you.Its only Friendship or Nothing. ↗

— Brijesh Mauryu

#friendship

Whoever said it was better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all was smoking crack. ↗

— Kait Nolan

#love #humor

Sex with me has been described by more than one person as “Like making love to a brick.” Of course, you’re probably skeptical, because all men boast—exaggerate—about their sexual prowess. Rest assured, if that’s not the truth, it’s only because it’s an overstatement. A brick actually moves around more than I do.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor #love #sex

I write for the beauty of the printed word" from PREFACE to BIPOLAR BUFFALO ↗

— Anthony Antek

#literature #relationships #social-science #beauty

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#funny #humor #love #money #relationships