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I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!! ↗


— Charles M. Schulz


#mankind #people #humorous

Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#men #humor

it was Joss Whedon's Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the television series, 1997-2003, not the lackluster movie that preceded it) that blazed the trail for Twilight and the slew of other paranormal romance novels that followed, while also shaping the broader urban fantasy field from the late 1990s onward. Many of you reading this book will be too young to remember when Buffy debuted, so you'll have to trust us when we say that nothing quite like it had existed before. It was thrillingly new to see a young, gutsy, kick-ass female hero, for starters, and one who was no Amazonian Wonder Woman but recognizably ordinary, fussing about her nails, her shoes, and whether she'd make it to her high school prom. Buffy's story contained a heady mix of many genres (fantasy, horror, science-fiction, romance, detective fiction, high school drama), all of it leavened with tongue-in-cheek humor yet underpinned by the serious care with which the Buffy universe had been crafted. Back then, Whedon's dizzying genre hopping was a radical departure from the norm-whereas today, post-Buffy, no one blinks an eye as writers of urban fantasy leap across genre boundaries with abandon, penning tender romances featuring werewolves and demons, hard-boiled detective novels with fairies, and vampires-in-modern-life sagas that can crop up darn near anywhere: on the horror shelves, the SF shelves, the mystery shelves, the romance shelves. And on the bestseller lists, thanks to Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.(...) ↗


— Ellen Datlow


#joss-whedon #pop-culture #twilight #vampires #humor

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant. ↗


— Laurie Notaro


#laurie-notaro #faith

The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying. ↗


— Mark Twain


#lying #mark-twain #twain #art

Sir Eustace was with Royce and Stefan looking over some maps when he was informed by the guard that the ladies were asking for him. "Is there no end to her arrogance!" Royce bit out, referring to Jenny. "She even sends her guards on errands, and what's more, they run to do her bidding." Checking his tirade, he said shortly, "I assume it was the blue-eyed one with the dirty face who sent you?" Sir Lionel chuckled and shook his head. "I saw two clean faces, Royce, but the one who talked to me had greenish eyes, not blue." "Ah, I see," Royce said sarcastically, "it wasn't Arrogance that sent you trotting away from your post, it was Beauty. What does she want? ↗


— Judith McNaught


#humor #beauty

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope. ↗


— George Carlin


#funny-accidents #humor #star-trek #dreams

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home. ↗


— Chetan Bhagat


#humor

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. ↗


— Woody Allen


#humor #humor

If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady. ↗


— Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy






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