#humor

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER) ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor

There is always time for another last minute ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#time #humor

It was only when the giant got halfway down the incline that he suddenly, happily, burst into flame and continued his trip saying, "NO SURVIVORS, NO SURVIVORS!" in a manner that could only indicate deadly sincerity. It was seeing him happily burning and advancing that startled the Brute Squad to screaming. And once that happened, why, everybody panicked and ran... ↗

— William Goldman

#humor #humor

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. ↗

— E. B. White

#absolutely #american #believes #else #himself

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. ↗

— Bern Williams

#had #same #sense #sense of humor #strange

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor. ↗

— Treat Williams

#believer #different #great #great believer #humor

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle! ↗

— Lauren Myracle

#humor #waffles #funny

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#earnest #fun #funny #humor #only

I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine. ↗

— Rainn Wilson

#faculties #gives #god #humor #i

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#funny #humor #opera #stabbed #funny